Thursday, September 5, 2013

Anton Lavey and the "satanic bible"


Anton LeVey (His real name was Howard) is the author of “The Satanic Bible”. He "borrowed" (plagiarized) much of material in order to write the piece of crap book for Avon Books in the late 1960’s. The book has never gone out of print (1 point: Satan).  Rule 9 of the 11 Satanic Rules of Earth is: Do not harm little children… that doesn’t sound Satan approved (1 point: God). There’s a rumor Anton (Howard… such a dork) had an epiphany on his death bed, realized he was going to Hell, and pleaded with God to let him live (1 point: God). The debate continues to the validity of his deathbed confession, but over 1,000,000 people have learned about it on youtube (1 point: God).  So, that’s 1 point Satan, 3 points God. God wins, again. Howard filed for bankruptcy in 1991 and lived off welfare and handouts from “friends” and family until he died on October 29, 1997, just 2 days before Halloween, which would have been a way cooler day to die, all things considered… 2 bonus points: God. Rest in peace Howard, or not- whatever.

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